THE CONFLICT

i just had a super scary dream about a world where one of the rules was: if you're born a twin then you have to kill your twin to live.

and if you don't, then your soul splits into two and starts posessing people.

so i was the split off soul of the female of a pair of fraternal twin, but i didn't know it, and the male twin's split off soul started possessing people and killing them.

first it was a girl named Mandy who i babysat, and then mandy went to kill one of my coworkers kelly. so, to save her, i had to kill mandy. then when i called my boss to be like GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK IDK WHAT'S GOING ON mandy's body was gone, and kelly came outside walking and looking fine even though mandy had basically mauled her.

i got really scared while this family drove up to buy stuff. i said we were closed but asked them to stay. they said okay after i started crying. little did i know they were all working for my twin's brother, and they were getting really close to me to talk when the twin who's soul i was split off came to rescue me.

her twin brother started coming after her -- he'd started the Conflict so his possessed soul went back to him.

I started running - i hid in my basement, and i created a secret tunnel that went all over this river and stuff and nobody knew where i was.

also my twin had managed to kill her brother, but it was before his possessed soul rejoined so he just stayed (like a horcrux).


so my twin and i (her soul fragment) were hiding in the snow, leaving a false trail for my twin's brother. he made a phonecall to reserve a room at an inn, and I made one of my coworkers emma pretend to be a receptionist. but then we got a call from a deep raspy voice that stole the connection and spoke to my twin's brother, or thought he did. instead he spoke to my twin.

my twin and i dug through the snow and found the cache of explosives my twin's brother's helper had hidden for him. then my twin's brother started going on this farmer's land to look for us and i told the farmer (who was farming land next to our snow?)

"sorry that sucks"
and he pointed at me and was like "get out of my field they're over here !!!"
so i said "fuck you"
and he said "sucks to suck"

then my twin pushed me below into a secret cavern beneath the snow, and joined me while her helper, her older sister madeline, came and fought off her brother. then madeline was killed - she came back determined to kill my twin's brother.

my twin was like, "madeline we said no killing, that i wasn't going to join the Conflict!"
and madeline said, "i was a twin, too, you remember. you can win the Conflict and still be a good person, like me. you just have to protect your compassion and your honor when you enter the Conflict."

and then my twin was done running and she was going to enter the Conflict.

so she recalled me back to her soul, and then the bells started tolling...

that would be my alarm clock.

REBELLION, AHOY

SO i was living in this town, which was ruled by these invaders that nobody liked. i mean. nobody.

joe (who lives upstairs), lynn (my chinese bff), and i were the ringleaders of this rebellion meant to throw them out. jake (who lives on my hall) was the owner of a bar which we would frequently meet at and plan out our secret sneaky plans.

our biggest plot yet was to have dani open her clothing store, and the grand opening day would be a super-exclusive event because all of our detailed plans were sown into the seams of all the clothing she would be selling to rebels. ben savard had three identities -- ben, dave, and someone else i can't remember; as dave, he handed out packets of dill chips which were the tickets to get into dani's grand opening.

so, we all go, get the plans, and we're scheduled to attack this indian-food restaurant. but when we get there, it's actually a strip club. so lynn got up to dance to distract people, and we attacked... and then i woke up

WAIT WHAT?

so i was on this boat, and we were going somewhere or something, when all of the sudden this one teacher (yeah, somehow my school was a boat?) decides to kidnap half the school and sail off.

now he was pure evil, and his name was voldemort (D: D: i was reading harry potter before i went to bed) and he stole my twin brother! (i don't actually have one...) so of course i had to go save him. so i commandeered the school ship, yelled at the a girl, got dumbledore's permission and sailed after voldemort.

now, voldemort had sailed into some cove where there was a giant whale in the midst of battle with a giant shark. both animals were twice the size of our super-big ships. so the whale accidentally decimates voldemort's ship, which starts sinking and floating and doing little flips in the water -- like all sinking ships do, right? -- and then our ship got its bow stuck in a glacier so the shark rears up and goes "i'm the shark, i'llll save youuuuu" and comes to save us...

so, all in all, we save everyone and retrieve my twin brother and all the stolen students.

mr. jaccaci died in the process, and we were all very sad

... until he climbs onto the boatschool and says "i'm not dead yet!" and i was like "yeah, he's feeling better!" and someone else was like "he feels like going for a walk!"

the dragonlord

so there was a city in the sky, just to the left of the dragonlord's domain.

the dragonlord was corrupt, and his kingdom was terrible.

the inhabitants of the city in the sky were ruled by the triad, and the triad knew their city was going to fall, and once it fell it would be swallowed up by the dragonlord's domain, and everyone would be miserable.

so they devised a plan to steal into the dragonlord's castle and take his three magic stones that granted one wish. see, the triad knew how to work the stones, and the dragonlord didn't even know what they did.

so the triad -- chase (from House), cameron (called cameron, but it was really foreman) and the fairy queen snuck into the dragonlord's keep to steal the jewels.

what they didn't know was that the dragonlord had given the jewels to me, his daughter.

bad choice.

the fairy queen told me i was the fourth triad, and it was my duty to get the jewels to the city in the sky. so, i mounted a flying narwhal and flew to the city. chase and the fairy queen and i made it back safely, but cameron was captured. the fairy queen wanted to go save him, but i told her no, because she was injured.

heroically, i flew down on a flying narwhal to save cameron.

unheroically, i failed epically and chase swooped down to save both cameron and me from the dragonlord's dungeons.

SO, with the four members of the triad safe, we used to jewels to create new land in the north, land that was free from the dragonlord's oppression.

the only way to get there was to sled through the trees.

i sledded through the trees, and only hit two on the way there.

"there" was a cold ski-lodge-esque place with a lot of bathrooms on the sides. it was a modest beginning to the new land in the north.

now, we four members of the triad wanted to apologize to the dragonlord for stealing his jewels, so we invited him down. he obliged, and came, but the moment he and his escort finished sledding down to us, their weapons disappeared. the dragonlord was understandably pissed, until i explained that all weapons in the north disappeared, and you didn't get them back until you left. i then went on to elaborate: if you intended to use something as a weapon, it also disappeared. to demonstrate, i grabbed a knife and made to stab the dragonlord with it.

the knife disappeared.

the dragonlord looked around at our skilodge-northern land and was like "this is it?"

i told him no, and led him outside, to the garage. entering the house through the garage (it doesn't make sense, i know!) i showed him that everyone who lived in the north had their own personal bedrooms, but since the bedrooms often got cold, everyone just stayed in the skilodge-bar.

so on our way back to the skilodge the dragonlord awkwardly brought up the subject of my kindomness. he said that technically, i was still a monk (what the people who lived in the dragonlord's domain were called) and if i wanted to fully become a northerner, he would let me.

i told him i was okay with being a monk.

his secretary then gave me a sword. it hadn't disappeared because it was blunt-edged, and was also one of the two magical swords that the anti-weaponness of the north didn't affect.

unfortunately, the second swoard was Excalibur, which an anti-dragonlord zealot stole from the archives and used, at that moment, to try to stab the dragonlord.

before he could, i stabbed him with the blunt pewter sword.

,.. he died.

i woke up.

the temple of innocence

so i had this weird dream.

it started off a snowy day at school. juan was somehow there, and i was trying to stumble back across the fields towards buell, where kp & sarah were in a snowball fight. i started snowball fighting, too, and then juan popped out of wheeler and was like... basically he went ninja on us and owned us in the snowball fight.

then i decided to go searching for the secret tunnel in the chapel. i was walking down this flagstone path when i noticed one of the flagstones was too small (? yeah i don't get it either). carefully, i moved it and then dropped down into the tunnel with two other people.

once down there, i manuevered around an old-fashioned looking column, and one of the people who'd come shined a light on me. i turned to face him, and he shot me in the chest.

i stood there, and was like "okay, what WAS THAT FOR?"

he told me "you didn't bring back-up batteries for your flashlight. the rules are, if you don't bring back-up batteries we have to shoot you."

"well," i said, "i didn't even bring a flashlight."

"oh. okay that's fine, sorry about shooting you."

then we proceeded to descend to find the temple of treasures at the bottom of this tunnel-place.

now, imagine a square. as you look down into the darkness, there are different levels, like looking down a staircase that wraps around the walls, you know?

except these levels weren't staircases -- one level didn't have a set of stairs up to the next, and the only way to get down was to jump over the edge of your level, and swim through the air as you fell to get to the next one. me and the two other random folks did this twice, when we heard someone's batteries dropped.

thinking that this stranger was a bad guy, i jumped down the levels after him.

the next level had two sides: one side was lighted, and one side ones. the bad guy jumped to the lighted side, so i jumped to the dark side. the bad guy yelled at me "JUMP!"

i was confused, but i jumped anyway, leaping across the level towards the lighted side. just as i pushed off from my dark side of the level, a monster poked out, trying to eat me. the stranger-bad guy had saved my life, so he wasn't a bad guy anymore.

we continued jumping down the levels.

when we got to the floor, there was nothing there.

disappointed, we were about to leave (i don't know how) when i realized the floor was carpet.

so we peeled up a section of carpet and found a staircase down to the REAL temple...

... and we ended up as mice, in this little girl's bed as her father read her a bedtime story. i asked the previously-strangerbadguy "Wait, what about the temple full of treasure?"

he told me "this is the temple -- and the treasure is childhood innocence."

i stared at him. "well that's lame. let's leave."

unfortunately, we were mice, and we didn't know how to.

fortunately, i woke up before we got killed.

this is fuping, signing out!!