so i was on this boat, and we were going somewhere or something, when all of the sudden this one teacher (yeah, somehow my school was a boat?) decides to kidnap half the school and sail off.
now he was pure evil, and his name was voldemort (D: D: i was reading harry potter before i went to bed) and he stole my twin brother! (i don't actually have one...) so of course i had to go save him. so i commandeered the school ship, yelled at the a girl, got dumbledore's permission and sailed after voldemort.
now, voldemort had sailed into some cove where there was a giant whale in the midst of battle with a giant shark. both animals were twice the size of our super-big ships. so the whale accidentally decimates voldemort's ship, which starts sinking and floating and doing little flips in the water -- like all sinking ships do, right? -- and then our ship got its bow stuck in a glacier so the shark rears up and goes "i'm the shark, i'llll save youuuuu" and comes to save us...
so, all in all, we save everyone and retrieve my twin brother and all the stolen students.
mr. jaccaci died in the process, and we were all very sad
... until he climbs onto the boatschool and says "i'm not dead yet!" and i was like "yeah, he's feeling better!" and someone else was like "he feels like going for a walk!"
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