of dragons, time, and dinosaurs

So there was a group of people, and we were split into teams.
There was one team of three groups of two people each, and they were given swords.
Then there was one team of three people, and they were given guns.
Finally, there was one group of two groups of three people each, and they were all given sling shots.

I don't know which group I was in. I just remember we were talking to everyone, and we were all worried we were going to have to fight in a sort of battle royale when we were all whisked away to this cave.

In the back of the cave, there was a pool full of snakes. There was a dragon battling it, and we all had to help the dragon fight all the snakes. We won.

Then, I started having dreams where I was working on a time machine on a spaceship. My brother was also having these dreams, which I found out when this man came to us and asked us if we were having dreams about being on a spaceship fixing something. When we told him yes, he grew very worried and told us they weren't actually dreams -- our minds were being invaded because we subconsciously had the information needed to fix the machines so they could undo the dragon defeating the snakes. He gave us both little hourglasses on chains (read: Time Turners) to protect our dreams, and then took us onto his spaceship and traveled way into the future.

The sun was dying in this future, and her boyfriend was standing next to her. He kept saying, "Can you please please please please become a red dwarf just for me?"

So the Sun said, "Okay fine." Before she could become a red dwarf though, my brother and I freaked out. If she died the world would explode! "No, it's okay, a new sun will come and replace me and I already placed the next species in pods down in Earth."

We saw an image of humans buried in icepods deep in the Earth, and then I realized we hadn't gone to the future -- we'd gone to the past, to the time of dinosaurs! My brother and I were sent down to join the pod'd humans so we could teach them how to be humans.


The Sun and her boyfriend turned to the time-traveler who'd brought us to the past and told him to stop meddling, or they'd stop him. He started gloating, saying he could time travel so no they couldn't -- and then he tried to jump to the future to escape them, but the Sun's boyfriend stopped him.

And then I woke up.

the scarecrows were devils

there was this ancient cilivizatoin that lived underwater
but the water dried up and the people died out
and this new colony took its place
and thousands of years later they thrived
but then these devils started dragging people into hell
and the balance of the world (don't ask me, i had no idea what was going on, i was just doing stuff) was upset, and the colony was going to be drowne din water again
so i had to fight these witches
shooting them
but i ran out of arrows
and there was only one arrow left and i used a spell and shot it at this monster
they didn't think the arrow would work
but at the last minute one witch defleced the spell
and then this one person whipped out a keychain and started swinging it around and it was some sort of ancient magic that repelled the devils
so she saved these two people who were apparently important and were captured
and we all went back to the colony
and started destroying scarecrows
because
the scarecrows were devils.

WAIT WHAT?

so i was on this boat, and we were going somewhere or something, when all of the sudden this one teacher (yeah, somehow my school was a boat?) decides to kidnap half the school and sail off.

now he was pure evil, and his name was voldemort (D: D: i was reading harry potter before i went to bed) and he stole my twin brother! (i don't actually have one...) so of course i had to go save him. so i commandeered the school ship, yelled at the a girl, got dumbledore's permission and sailed after voldemort.

now, voldemort had sailed into some cove where there was a giant whale in the midst of battle with a giant shark. both animals were twice the size of our super-big ships. so the whale accidentally decimates voldemort's ship, which starts sinking and floating and doing little flips in the water -- like all sinking ships do, right? -- and then our ship got its bow stuck in a glacier so the shark rears up and goes "i'm the shark, i'llll save youuuuu" and comes to save us...

so, all in all, we save everyone and retrieve my twin brother and all the stolen students.

mr. jaccaci died in the process, and we were all very sad

... until he climbs onto the boatschool and says "i'm not dead yet!" and i was like "yeah, he's feeling better!" and someone else was like "he feels like going for a walk!"