REBELLION, AHOY

SO i was living in this town, which was ruled by these invaders that nobody liked. i mean. nobody.

joe (who lives upstairs), lynn (my chinese bff), and i were the ringleaders of this rebellion meant to throw them out. jake (who lives on my hall) was the owner of a bar which we would frequently meet at and plan out our secret sneaky plans.

our biggest plot yet was to have dani open her clothing store, and the grand opening day would be a super-exclusive event because all of our detailed plans were sown into the seams of all the clothing she would be selling to rebels. ben savard had three identities -- ben, dave, and someone else i can't remember; as dave, he handed out packets of dill chips which were the tickets to get into dani's grand opening.

so, we all go, get the plans, and we're scheduled to attack this indian-food restaurant. but when we get there, it's actually a strip club. so lynn got up to dance to distract people, and we attacked... and then i woke up