THE CONFLICT

i just had a super scary dream about a world where one of the rules was: if you're born a twin then you have to kill your twin to live.

and if you don't, then your soul splits into two and starts posessing people.

so i was the split off soul of the female of a pair of fraternal twin, but i didn't know it, and the male twin's split off soul started possessing people and killing them.

first it was a girl named Mandy who i babysat, and then mandy went to kill one of my coworkers kelly. so, to save her, i had to kill mandy. then when i called my boss to be like GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK IDK WHAT'S GOING ON mandy's body was gone, and kelly came outside walking and looking fine even though mandy had basically mauled her.

i got really scared while this family drove up to buy stuff. i said we were closed but asked them to stay. they said okay after i started crying. little did i know they were all working for my twin's brother, and they were getting really close to me to talk when the twin who's soul i was split off came to rescue me.

her twin brother started coming after her -- he'd started the Conflict so his possessed soul went back to him.

I started running - i hid in my basement, and i created a secret tunnel that went all over this river and stuff and nobody knew where i was.

also my twin had managed to kill her brother, but it was before his possessed soul rejoined so he just stayed (like a horcrux).


so my twin and i (her soul fragment) were hiding in the snow, leaving a false trail for my twin's brother. he made a phonecall to reserve a room at an inn, and I made one of my coworkers emma pretend to be a receptionist. but then we got a call from a deep raspy voice that stole the connection and spoke to my twin's brother, or thought he did. instead he spoke to my twin.

my twin and i dug through the snow and found the cache of explosives my twin's brother's helper had hidden for him. then my twin's brother started going on this farmer's land to look for us and i told the farmer (who was farming land next to our snow?)

"sorry that sucks"
and he pointed at me and was like "get out of my field they're over here !!!"
so i said "fuck you"
and he said "sucks to suck"

then my twin pushed me below into a secret cavern beneath the snow, and joined me while her helper, her older sister madeline, came and fought off her brother. then madeline was killed - she came back determined to kill my twin's brother.

my twin was like, "madeline we said no killing, that i wasn't going to join the Conflict!"
and madeline said, "i was a twin, too, you remember. you can win the Conflict and still be a good person, like me. you just have to protect your compassion and your honor when you enter the Conflict."

and then my twin was done running and she was going to enter the Conflict.

so she recalled me back to her soul, and then the bells started tolling...

that would be my alarm clock.

of dragons, time, and dinosaurs

So there was a group of people, and we were split into teams.
There was one team of three groups of two people each, and they were given swords.
Then there was one team of three people, and they were given guns.
Finally, there was one group of two groups of three people each, and they were all given sling shots.

I don't know which group I was in. I just remember we were talking to everyone, and we were all worried we were going to have to fight in a sort of battle royale when we were all whisked away to this cave.

In the back of the cave, there was a pool full of snakes. There was a dragon battling it, and we all had to help the dragon fight all the snakes. We won.

Then, I started having dreams where I was working on a time machine on a spaceship. My brother was also having these dreams, which I found out when this man came to us and asked us if we were having dreams about being on a spaceship fixing something. When we told him yes, he grew very worried and told us they weren't actually dreams -- our minds were being invaded because we subconsciously had the information needed to fix the machines so they could undo the dragon defeating the snakes. He gave us both little hourglasses on chains (read: Time Turners) to protect our dreams, and then took us onto his spaceship and traveled way into the future.

The sun was dying in this future, and her boyfriend was standing next to her. He kept saying, "Can you please please please please become a red dwarf just for me?"

So the Sun said, "Okay fine." Before she could become a red dwarf though, my brother and I freaked out. If she died the world would explode! "No, it's okay, a new sun will come and replace me and I already placed the next species in pods down in Earth."

We saw an image of humans buried in icepods deep in the Earth, and then I realized we hadn't gone to the future -- we'd gone to the past, to the time of dinosaurs! My brother and I were sent down to join the pod'd humans so we could teach them how to be humans.


The Sun and her boyfriend turned to the time-traveler who'd brought us to the past and told him to stop meddling, or they'd stop him. He started gloating, saying he could time travel so no they couldn't -- and then he tried to jump to the future to escape them, but the Sun's boyfriend stopped him.

And then I woke up.

the scarecrows were devils

there was this ancient cilivizatoin that lived underwater
but the water dried up and the people died out
and this new colony took its place
and thousands of years later they thrived
but then these devils started dragging people into hell
and the balance of the world (don't ask me, i had no idea what was going on, i was just doing stuff) was upset, and the colony was going to be drowne din water again
so i had to fight these witches
shooting them
but i ran out of arrows
and there was only one arrow left and i used a spell and shot it at this monster
they didn't think the arrow would work
but at the last minute one witch defleced the spell
and then this one person whipped out a keychain and started swinging it around and it was some sort of ancient magic that repelled the devils
so she saved these two people who were apparently important and were captured
and we all went back to the colony
and started destroying scarecrows
because
the scarecrows were devils.

ATLANTIS?

I dreamed I lived in an undersea bubble full of magical wonders and all sorts of magical people.

I was an explorer and a wizard.

I crossed the seafloor with my team of three fellow wizard-explorers and we happened upon a bubble-civilization we'd never seen before.

Entering the bubble, we shed our suits and soon became lost in a train station. We quickly met a man -- or rather, he met us. He appeared out of nowhere and began accusing us of intruding; we quickly explained our visit as explorers and, as we spoke, we realized that this bubble was entirely magic-less. The man was angry because we were beings of magic and had entered their bubble-civilization where magic was outlawed, not because we were foreigners.

He made us choose between taking a train ride for eternity or doing our best to leave, which, he warned us, would probably end in us dead.

We fought our way out, climbed back into our suits, and frantically swam back to our own bubble. Once there, we were told security had been breached somehow -- the protective shield that surrounded our bubble was still up, but an elusive saboteur was now wreaking havoc all around our bubble. After watching our security videos, my team and I noticed a blip on the screen that turned out to be the man from the magicless bubble, hidden by a Cloak of Invisibility and wielding magic.

As our response, we declared war on the other bubble. I went over to fight --

and then I woke up.

MURDER SHE WROTE ?

SO MY DREAM LAST NIGHT.

I was a mystery writer (oh, my dream for real) and I wrote this story about a dog or something that one of my teachers from highschool loved and became best friends with me for.

While promoting my book, I flew a strange starship to a colony on the moon to give a lecture on it. During my lecture someone screamed and ran downstairs from apartments, hobbling with one ankle all bloodied. He was chasing after another girl, yelling, "You knew I was hurt and you didn't do anything!"

The man was so angry he shot the girl in the ankle so she would know what it would be like to have an injured ankle, too. Then, the next day, he mysteriously turned up dead. After walking through the dark hallway of a building that was run-down and had a river running through the middle of it, I came upon the body with a friend and my older brother, whereupon I realized that I had been the murderer. Shocked -- and knowing I couldn't leave if i were convicted, I panicked and ran.

A few minutes later, my older brother came along and said he would take the blame for me. I let him. While he was arrested I attended a theatre performance about Lydia Bennet eloping with Mr. Wickham (Pride and Prejudice). Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter) was one of the main actors and a very good dance, I noted.

Years later, I returned to the moon base but stayed only for a short time. When I left, my teacher who I'd become good friends with arrived. She was also an officer of the law and so I thought she would arrest me, but instead she wanted a picture with me. She knew I was the true murderer, and silently thanked me for it. Her dog nearly ate the cameraman.

My son wrote a short piece about that -- and then went downstairs to show his uncle, but became lost in the basement of the moon base. Starfighters started flying around and attack (very Star Wars like) and then --

I woke up.

REBELLION, AHOY

SO i was living in this town, which was ruled by these invaders that nobody liked. i mean. nobody.

joe (who lives upstairs), lynn (my chinese bff), and i were the ringleaders of this rebellion meant to throw them out. jake (who lives on my hall) was the owner of a bar which we would frequently meet at and plan out our secret sneaky plans.

our biggest plot yet was to have dani open her clothing store, and the grand opening day would be a super-exclusive event because all of our detailed plans were sown into the seams of all the clothing she would be selling to rebels. ben savard had three identities -- ben, dave, and someone else i can't remember; as dave, he handed out packets of dill chips which were the tickets to get into dani's grand opening.

so, we all go, get the plans, and we're scheduled to attack this indian-food restaurant. but when we get there, it's actually a strip club. so lynn got up to dance to distract people, and we attacked... and then i woke up

the narnia effect

alright so it was me and seton. and for some reason heathcliff (from wuthering heights) kidnapped draco malfoy (don't ask) and kept him in his attic. seton & i were hiding in his closet and were trying to save him when the Narnia Effect pulled us over to the squash courts.

phil hadn't made varsity squash, so i tried to convince him to do stage crew but before i could, the Narnia Effect brought me back to draco's closet.

there, i found draco had fallen down the stairs and broken his neck

and heathcliff was actually sad.