dreams and such

[NOTE: this is an anti-capital characters post. 8D ]

FOR TWO NIGHTS RUNNING

i have been having ridiculously weird dreams.

ridiculously weird militaristic dreams. 

perhaps it's a fortelling of my future?

... haha. 

no. i'm way too wimpy to ever join the military, and yes, i'm being serious. afraid of the dark + glasses + dislike of runnig + fear of gore + well, i'm very jump + dislike of loud noises  = no military.

SPEAKING OF WHICH.

morenewmath.com = HILARIOUS SITE.

example;; BACKYARD = MANIFEST DESTINY + FENCES.

or. PARALLEL PARKING = BUMPER CARS - THE AMUSEMENT PARK

or. RAT = (MOUSE x 4) - CUTE

... but I'm getting off topic, aren't i? 

anyways. MY DREAM. 

[ NOTE: it should be noted that i shall post in either all caps or all littles. o; ]

so that dream.

1. i don't know who i was. i know i was fighitn darth vader (yes you read that right) on a ship when yoda sacrificed himself to save me.  he sent me off into hyperspace in an escape pod. however, the pod... slipped out of the hyperspace wormhole (? yeah, i don't get it either. think stargate: sg-1, traveling through the stargate wormhole but instead of making it out the other end, ... going sideways) and i was crash-landed onto this planet.

i would like it to be noted that somehow, i acquired a companion. princess leia,  to be exact, but i called her oracle for some reason. so we met up with han solo, luke skywalker, and, of course, everyone's favorite chewbacca. so they were in this epic battle with the natives of the island.

now, imagine a hill. imagine trees on that hill. imagine snow waist-high. then imagine pushing the snow down the hill, watching as it builds up, and then sliding down after it and shaping the huge mass of built-up snow into a house. that's what we (leia, han, luke, chewie, et moi) did to make the natives homes and therefore end the epic war. so vader's troops decide to join us and help us, because they dom't really feel like fighting either. so we've got all these warriors: red for vader's troops, blue for solo, luke, and chewie's, and green for the natives.

BUT THEN. we're in this command center, and someone has betrayed us all by sending for lord voldemort. han solo, who reveals his true identity to be captain jack sparrow, aka jack, starts giving out orders to battle. 

... i proceeded to wake up. 

2. so there was an epic battle. i was leading my forces with my friends grace and linnea against the evil forces of the dark lord (unnamed. dunno why). we were outnumbered, and we had to fight uphill. we were getting absolutely crushed when finally one brave soul, nick (... dunno who that is) led a his squadron off the side of the slide (think pristine white playground slide + 50 million in size), up, and then back onto the slide.

he was almost successful.

then i woke up to go babysit.